User:Pernicious.Editor

Hi, I'm the sarcastically named "Pernicious.Editor." Really, my intentions are quite the opposite! At the moment I'm not extremely interested in editing Wikipedia in any habitual or recreational sense, however I do use it often and would like to help correct the problems or niggles that I encounter. I think I'd have a greater interest in Wikipedia editing if my penchant to (attempt to) crack jokes didn't seem at odds with the nature of this website. Further propound my proclivity for prolixity and polemical pugilism to perceive the problems at present. That's it.

edit: it has come to our attention that this page's cheerfulness exceeds the parameters of its user's allotted disposition. Disciplinary measures including "wedgies", "wet willies" and "swirlies" will be administered until future disobedience is rendered impracticable, in accordance with recalcitrant reconditioning protocol.