User:Obsequious57

Hello fellow Wikipedians... One might assume, based on my username, well, at least the lexical component, that I may be "overattentive in order to gain favour". I can assure you, nevertheless, that my supposed over-attentiveness only makes itself known in the most pleasant, and arguably useful endeavours: contributing in a small way to this tremendous project that is Wikipedia. (I have included a Wikilink for those of you who as of yet are not acquainted with this marvelous online Encyclopedia, freely editable by the masses)

Peace out!

A little bit 'bout me...

This user eschews userboxes.

This user enjoys an ad-free internet thanks to Adblock Plus.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

Mind
the
GapThis editor wants to close Wikipedia's gender gap.

Everyone has points of view with inherent cultural biases - recognition is the first step to achieving NPOV.

This user takes public transport.

This user is a railfan.

This user prefers Kone elevators.

This user prefers Otis elevators.

SCH	This user prefers Schindler elevators.

TK	This user prefers ThyssenKrupp elevators.

This user can get online. Did you know that?

This user is hopelessly addicted to editing Wikipedia.

This user remembers the
Holocene Epoch

This user likes Pi(e).

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

9.8 m/s²This user is often touching the floor, because gravity has too much of an effect on them.

Spell

Dis usa iis veri goot att speling

This user is convinced zebras are horses in disguise.

This userbox was put here by mistake.

This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.

This user finds Conservapedia hilarious.

This user likes jokes and humor.

This user likes stupid signs

This user is a certified whack-job, who does not know how to use userboxes!

This user wants to visit Sweden someday.

This user hates userboxes.

id1This user doesn't care...id2

This user is proudly made from 100% recycled matter

HOLICThis user doesn't need to take the Wikipediholic Test to know he is a Wikipediholic.

The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.

This user knows how to
Find x.

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

This user knows too much.

{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.

This user is male.

This user has visited Luxembourg.

KUAThis user is a friend of the Buckets (pronounced Bouquet).

The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

豬

This user is a Pig.

fan-3This user loves Helene Fischer.

noc	This user is nocturnal.

This user loves using Google Earth.

Uni	This user is a university student.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user eats potato chips.

$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of his userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user is proudly out of the closet and gay.

This user has a crush on you.

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

∞This user's ACTUAL userbox tower has infinity userboxes, so I cut it off here to not make you go crazy