This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.
Morda Statca is the pseudonym of a a strange guy who currently lives in a small town on the north-east coast of England. His pseudonym is based on the Star Wars name creation process whereby the first three letters of his surname and the first two letters of his forename make his first name (Morda) and the first four letters of his mother's maiden-name and the first two letters of his birth-town are used to make his last name (Statca). Interestingly though, in Welsh mythology, Morda was a 'blind old man that the witch Ceridwen hired to tend to the fire underneath her cauldron'. Not that I'm really the blind type (although my range of vision does suck); I 'was' born in Wales so...yeah, whatever.
...And no, before you ask, I probably won't be disclosing my real name on Wikipedia. There are just too many geeky freaks out there, having said that though, I may loosely be considered to be one....so... a bit of a moot point but all the same.