User:Can't sleep, clown will eat me/User/appetizers

Bon appétit (Eat well) ! --Cosmona (talk) 16:56, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Here are some Oreo cookies! --Cosmona (talk) 16:49, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Once I got a clown to consume this. He had to go to the doctor.

--Éowyn of Rohan | Talk _(MWB) 20:40, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Maybe garlic will chase them away!

--Éowyn of Rohan | Talk _(MWB) 20:40, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Mmmm... I hope clowns like to eat cheeseburgers, so have one! Cosmona (talk) 14:30, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Clowns are known to LOVE eating Earth and other similar planets. Luckily, even with all this food below, Clowns are not able to be that size. DO NOT CARRY THIS PICTURE AROUND! Hobapotter (talk) 15:32, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

All good clowns like to eat pesto made with pine nuts. Actually, clowns prefer pesto over people, so feeding the clown copious amounts of pesto will prevent the clown from eating ANY humans, unless you've been stupid enough to spread the pesto all over your body. SteinAlive 13:30, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

I got an account just to give some gingerbread to you, for having the patience to correct me when I kept adding personal sites and missing the rule against them. Osachan 23:10, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

A pair of stroopwafels for you, thanks for reverting vandalism to Amsterdam. --User:Krator (t c) 20:16, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Even evil, cannabalistic clowns love jelly babies ŞůṜīΣĻ¹98¹^Speak_Sign 22:03, 5 April 2007 (UTC)(This image was originally posted to Flickr by Father.Jack at http://www.flickr.com/photos/father_jack/192744811/)

I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.

How about a chocolate fountain? p 02:09, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

If the clown chooses Tradecraft chocolate perhaps he is beginning to reform.
If the clown ignores labor exploitation in the chocolate industry he is being his bad & evil clownish self.

Fed the clown a live vandal. Two birds with one stone! Ninja! 23:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

The clown might feel the need to chow on down on a microwave oven to prove the theory "microwave food" is bad for us :-) - Bennyboyz3000 06:29, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Feed the clown children

The clown may want to eat a Dragon. Warning! The dragon may try and eat him.

Engraving of Ouroboros who is a very hungry dragon swallowing its own tail by Lucas Jennis, in alchemical tract titled De Lapide Philisophico.

Peanut butter jelly time! Can't sleep, clown will eat me 13:49, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Tofu: the other white bean. -- User:Erielhonan 23:11 PST 20061103

More Tandoori chicken? DVD+ R/W 09:43, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Here are some bialies: don't forget to answer your questions. DVD+ R/W 00:08, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

I like pie.

A slice cut from an apple pie

Mmmm, HTTP cookies. I'll take a few bytes (just don't tell the server we're trashing their data). ~ PseudoSudo 07:39, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

I have fed the clown custard pie. MMMMMMM. --Pupster21 17:38, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

And later we'll all play the cheese shop game. CambridgeBayWeather (Talk) 04:58, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

That Beef Stroganhoff is just awesome beyond words, thank you. 8-) Can't sleep, clown will eat me 05:30, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Cheers to all-night vandal-whacking. _-M ^o P-_ 09:28, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

ive orderd in some marmot tartare Benon 18:30, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Until this shows up, I've provided a simpler offering. —A 08:17, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Did someone mention something about ordering some more marmot tartare? Can't sleep, clown will eat me 22:56, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Not to butt in, but that's a nice marmot. The Big Lebowski. TKE 03:43, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

and ill have the scent gland :PBenon 03:59, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

I've just popped in for a byte or two. Mmmm, crunchy. Anotherpongo 13:04, 31 August 2006 (UTC) Eat it! Eat Susan or the Cake instead! Arrrgh! Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2. Editor Review} 07:09, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

EAT CHOCOLATE!!!

Did you like my chocolate? | AndonicO ^{Talk | Sign Here} 13:54, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

? May be this will cause for an indigestion. --♪♫ ĽąĦĩŘǔ ♫♪ ^{Walkie-talkie} 12:53, 17 December 2006 (UTC)]]

Have some papayas! SlightlyMad 22:48, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

How about a Piña Colada?
A Raider Like Indiana^talk 18:12, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Eat a pineapple, -- thisma^talk 18:58, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Have a Twix! Kamope · talk ·contributions 22:23, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

A mouse brain. The clown’s brain is probably of roughly similar size.

Djf2014 15:15, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Have some pie! science4sail ^talkcon 02:33, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Here is a WikiCookie from a Newbie --al95521 03:46, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Here's some Chicken Noodle Soup, from USADude 00:16, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

YUM! here have some Lasagna from Mcoop06 02:11, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Bon Appétit! S.D. ¿п? § 04:23, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Lovely cupcakes for the Clown! Eat to edit and edit to eat! Yuanchosaan^Salutations! 05:28, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Forget all of those high carbs! Have a salad! Shindo9Hikaru

Here's a deliciously disgusting clown. User:Hangfromthefloor

Here's some strawberries for the clown. > Kamope < 01:55, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Mmmm... Nothing like a good slime mold for breakfast... Pengwiin

Now this is very yummy!!!! X-D --Penubag 06:50, 12 April 2007 (UTC)penubag

For you. Eat it slowly. ;) —  $PЯINGrαgђ  14:53, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

WHAAAAA!! The clown will eat me too! *shivers* o..oo..ok clown, um.. here's a yummy.. um..um..um..Chocolate Bunny! Yeah, that's it, a chocolate bunny! Ryan ^{Got something to say?} 13:26, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Here's a cake that looks just like The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar. All that fighting against vandalism must make you hungry! :P Bob f it 19:23, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Just a lttle yummy Kimchi will make the Clown's farts smell like a septic tank. --Shirt58 11:34, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Here is some cheese.

Nickelodeonfan2007 16:38, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

It seems only appropriate the clown be served some wiki-cake! Spellcast 19:15, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

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A ration of food. (Silly rabbit 15:16, 20 June 2007 (UTC))

Grab a Snickers. → Hot Dog Wolf 20:06, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

File:Fried chicken cnt.jpg

How about a fried chicken leg? Central News Tea 19 August 2007 (UTC)

You're becoming famous - your name was written on a white board in the corridor where I work!!! To celebrate your notoriety, I give you some nice buns ;) Ciar 07:45, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Ritzy, huh? Only the best breaded pickle for a crazed clown. SlightlyMad^{wanna si-ign?} 03:18, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Here's some garlic to keep away the vampires. May not be that good to eat, but meh! Deal with it. :) Y5nthon5a (talk) 04:42, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

I decided to keep on hitting the Random Article button until I found food. I found Moneyshot (disambiguation) which was interesting. I also found Graduation (Friends Forever) which made me tear up and want to download it. 100 Greatest Cartoons was on there, I stopped here for a couple minutes to read 'em all. I FOUND YOU SOMETHING...Beat (soda)...I can do better than a drink...*keeps on going* Whilst continuing on, I found The Lavender Cowboy. Yee-Haw!! Hey, got you some Cerpa, another drink...Water (classical element), don't drink it, it's holy!! After about 30,000 random articles. I gave up and decided to just put in a local food item. Horse Shoe. Trevor "Tinkleheimer" Haworth 05:59, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Casu marzu... mmm... enjoy. Sicilianmandolin 07:47, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

So, two cannibal clowns are eating another clown when one looks up and asks 'Does this taste funny to you?' —WODUP 05:19, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Will some carbonated beef work for you? Even though I have none?... Two One Six Five Five ^τ _ʃ 20:12, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Would the clown perhaps like bit of this tasty Coelacanth? The really old and tasty ones live at the bottom of the ocean (down in crushing water, Like to see you eat little children after that) ;P--Pewwer42  Talk  08:14, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

I don't know if you like Coke or Pepsi, or if you even drink soda at all, but here is an absolutely gigantic bottle of Coke for you. J.delanoy^gabs_adds 13:44, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

A pasty. Once the clown eats this, he should give up eating people so he can concentrate on delicious pastys! Oldlaptop321 (talk) 21:05, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

A mouth watering strawberry sundae just for you! ^_^ ♣PrincessClown♥ 22:18, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and if that sundae was too sweet and goody two shoes for you, then try this! ♣PrincessClown♥ 22:22, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

A large sample of native arsenic. . . just in caseChocolog (talk) 11:49, 23 September 2009 (UTC)

A delicious molecule. These are good for feeding clowns that will eat you.

Tbhotch^{Talk C.} 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Enjoy the Cola Clown.

Here, try to eat this!

A pasty. Once the clown eats this, he should give up eating people so he can concentrate on delicious pastys!

Maybe a churro? Tbhotch^{Talk C.} 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Beef jerky? (In a cowering voice): Please don't eat me! Sign My Guestbook!·Sumsum2010·Talk 02:03, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Hello!! Some nice death cap mushr--er... delicious ice creams!!(yeah, that's it!)Enjoy!(And if you don't enjoy, I'll make you!) XD0248 sign 23:22, 16 March 2011 (UTC)