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Diddy
Diddy
	Diddy promoting his baby oil brand Johnson at a strip club reunion between baby oil brands executives
Other names	P. Diddy; P. Daddy; Puff Diddy; Puff Daddy; Puff; Puffy; Baby Baby Baby Oil;
Occupations	Baby oil founder/entrepreneur/passionist; white party owner; aspiring singer; tabloid dude; drug dealer;
Known for	Performing the song "Baby Oil"; His baby oil; Discovering Usher and Justin Bieber; Being arrested for pedo and pooping, but his baby oil is still popular;
Title	Founder, CEO and owner of Johnson, his baby oil brand
Status	Incarcerated
Conviction(s)	Pedo and white party poop
Criminal penalty	Life in prison
Details
Victims	Some 17 y.o. white party dudes

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Sing-along: "Baby Baby Baby Oil"

"Rapper Puff Diddio is in trouble again after more allegations surface..."
"I has been untruly accused of these crimes..."
"The P Diddler should be in jail..."
"Now, there we go assuming a black man is guilty again..."
"D'ahaha. Yo. Free Diddy, man."
They call me "Puffy"
I like to dance
I throw good parties
For all my friends
Some them are young
Some them I drugged
Some them I buried in my yard
In holes I dug
The FBI now is on the way
Chris Hansen says, "Have a seat."
They took my Bronco and my pedo van
And I'll be done locked up for a long time
They took all my baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
The oil. It wasn't mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
No one told me the kid's 9
Yo. Tell me what I do?
Why do they call me "pedo"?
I think it starts with "n" and end with "igga"
I take my kids to school
Just the same as you
And run some slavery rings
And did some rapey things
I pray to Jesus
"Is you protecting me?"
My cellmates don't look like big fans of "Get Him To The Greek"
And now, just 'cause I'm brown
Now, I'm found
Guilt of 17-year old white-party victims
Can I have my baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
I thought it all would be fine, fine
Baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
I love Johnson Johnson and Prime, Prime
Luda was there
Usher was 14
He moved into my house
There I taught him how to sing with baby oil spread on his body while he tied to the couch
That's right
We also hung with Jay-Z
We did some hard drugs
Ordered some foreign ladies stolen from Honduras
One day Usher found Little Biebs
He could really, really sing and also did gay sounds
We recorded him and gave it to the DJ
What the fuck? We sold the kid for millions
He sold out whole pavilions
He knows we'll pro'ly kill him
If he snitches on me
And my baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
I thought I'm good raping guys, guys
Baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
My baby, baby, baby oil
I never done any crime
Now, I'm fucked Didn't mean to put my dick there
It was stuck
Never meant no harm
It was all fun
I'm not usually like that
I was drunk, drunk, drunk
Yo. Where's my gun?
I'm coming, Biggie