International Rutabaga Curling Championship

The International Rutabaga Curling Championship takes place annually at the Ithaca Farmers' Market, New York state, on the last day of the market season, which is typically the third weekend in December.

History

The International Rutabaga Curling Championship started spontaneously in December 1997. Vendors at the Ithaca Farmers' Market began rolling their wares down the main aisle with the intent to stay warm; vendors did not discriminate about what they threw, and even frozen chickens were utilized. Rules have since been developed by Steve Sierigk, the High Commissioner of the International Rutabaga Curling Championship.

Because the Ithaca Farmers' Market is a food sales operation and thus classified as an essential business, it was allowed to hold the championship in 2020, one of the few events to be held in-person during the COVID-19 pandemic in New York State. Contestants that year were limited to market vendors, with in-person spectating also severely limited.

Rules

• The court is drawn within the confines of the market midway, composed of roughly flat, wooden planks. The pitch is generally around 79 feet with a circular target at the far end (see curling for a graphical representation of a similar target). Once a rutabaga has been thrown it shall lie on the field of play until all other contestants in that section have rolled. Thrown rutabagas are subject to being knocked by subsequent rolls.
• Contestants are divided into three sections, each competing within themselves. The top three finishers of each section qualify for the championship round. The top three contestants in that round are awarded gold, silver, and bronze medals, along with eternal glory, honor, and fame.
• Only rutabagas are allowed to be used in the competition. Turnips, any other variety of root vegetable, or member of the Cruciferae family will not be permitted. (An exception was made in the 2005 championships to allow the use of turnips. The emergency rule change was necessary because the official rutabagas were frozen and unavailable for use.) Contestants are encouraged to supply their own rutabagas, though vendors may be on hand to provide suitable rutabagas for competition. Modification of the rutabaga is acceptable so long as the rutabaga is always able to roll on every axis.

Winners

Year	First place	Second place	Third place
2001	James Neiderhardt	Random woman from the West Coast	Christi Sobel
2002	David Tregaskis	Jane North	Mark Tucker
2003	Laura Whiting	Tom "Darth Baga" Torello	Jerry Waid
2004	Eric Nicholson	-	Harminder "The Beast"
2005	Kevin Waskelis	Rena Grossman	-
2006	Artemis Inzinnia	Ray Schlather	Gavin “The Gavinator”
2007	Adele Lawless	Paul Sopor	Dru Santiago
2008	Tom Mansell	Ray Schlather	David Kingsbury
2009	Lauretta "Hot and Spicy" Dolch	Steve Paisley	Andy Poshadel
2010	Nate Nicholson	Christi Sobel	Sam Moody
2011	Steve Paisley (two-time finisher)	James Harrod	Michael Glos
2012	Dave Townsend	“Mr. Sushi from Japan”	Ethan's Big Ash Rutabaga
2013	Matt Christian	Tom McCulloch	Thomas Carter Nicholson
2014	Todd Stein	Jeremy Betterly	Kevin Luke
2015	Mychael "Chew-Baga" Seubert	Hilary Lucas - Ithaca League of Women Rollers	Jane "Freya the Viking Goddess" Kress
2016	Hannah “I [Heart] Brassicas” Swegarden	Dawn “Awesome Veggie-Inspired Gnome Hat” Grover	Michael “God” Gloss!
2017	Jim "Hop-along" Meehan	Kaylie Crawford	"Bloody Mary" from the North Pole
2019	Molly Dietz	John Giblin	Andy Borum
2020	-	-	-
2021	Leo Gulepa	Andrais Crane	Mark “Skull” Tucker
2022	John "Bear" Harloff clawed his way with a come-from-behind throw!	Melissa D "Big Mama"	Corbin Street aka "Rusted Rutabaga"
2023	Emily Brenner - Team SWIFTIE	Scott Riess	Elliot Walsh

Starting in 2022, a new award was established for an athlete who the referees considered to have gone "above and beyond" for the sport, called the "Refs' Choice Award" and determined by unanimous decision by the referees.

2022 Award Winners: The CURL GIRLS Cheerleaders, who collectively inspired the entire competition to up their game.

2023 Award Winner: CHEWBAGA (former Gold Medal 2015) who has been one of the warmest competitors year after year given his costume. Since wookies live a long time, we may see him on the winner boards again. A very affable wookie, indeed, and not a fuzzball at all unless you use a large hair dryer on him after a bath.

• In 2002, 8-year-old David Tregaskis took the gold. Tregaskis was also noted as the youngest competitor in 2003.
• In 2004, Eric Nicholson bested the competition for gold at age 10.
• In 2005, team Curlicious, composed of students from Cornell University, sported two of the top three finishers. Kevin Waskelis and Rena Grossman, both of Curlicious, took gold and silver respectively.
• In 2008, the #41 rutabaga collided with a wooden barrier and split into two pieces. On inspection, the rutabaga was found to be rotten in the middle. In a controversial decision, the crowd voted to award contestant #41 a replacement rutabaga and another throw. That rutabaga was awarded to Tom Mansell, who went on to win first place in the 2008 competition.
• To date, no champion has ever successfully defended his or her title, though four contestants have medaled twice. In both 2001 and 2009, Christi Sobel medaled. This may be due in part to divine intervention as she has been our Rutabaga Goddess for most of the run of this event. In 2008 Ray Schlather became the first curler to medal twice, taking the silver again after a similar performance in 2006. In 2011, Steve Paisley, who took second place in 2009, returned with his vintage, frozen rutabaga to take the gold medal at the Curl. (Steve, pushing fate, came back the next year with the same 'baga and it exploded on impact with his first throw. Steve is now featured in a contemporary Aesop's fable about greed.) Michael Gloss won third place in both 2011 and 2016.
• In 2020, the Rutabaga Curl went viral. Only market vendors were allowed to curl at the in-person event. Non-vendor participants curled their rutabagas at home and were encouraged to send video evidence as proof of their efforts.

External links

• International Rutabaga Curling Championship Official Page Archived 2018-03-08 at the Wayback Machine
• Advanced Rutabaga Studies Institute

Images

• David Makar, 2005
• Jon Gunderlach, 2005