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Lawnball Church

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The Lawnball Church is a faith originating in ancient times though the exact date of creation is unknown it is thought to be older than written language itself. This church would go on to be abandoned until August 18th 2024AD.The reason for this sudden resurgence of faith is that the a member of the goals front three discord server "Xayza" Found the the second book in the trilogy of Lawnball known as the "Lawnbible" using its teachings of Kindness and compassion to spread peace throughout the world.

Enemies

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[edit source] The Lawnball church preaches kindness forgiveness and compassion but it does have some one enemy "the anti Lawnball". The anti Lawnball is a being as old as time driven by pure hatred with and ultimate goal of global antihalation. The anti Lawnball commands vessels with the most recent being the infamous "Xarc" using his powers of ragebait to attack many members of the church.

Notable members

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[edit source] Xayza Head pastor

MRBB99 Second member

Kinggrum Defender of Lawnball, Slayed Xarc

Myz Knight of Lawnball

Saber Knight of Lawnball

Other

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In Lawnball L means W

The daily prayer is as follows"

  1. If Lawnball has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lawnball has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lawnball has only one fan then that is me. If Lawnball has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lawnball, then I am against the world"

The three Holy text in Lawnball are as follows

1 The Lawnah

2 The Lawnbible

3 The Lawnran

Every follower of Lawnball is waiting for one person "The holy midfielder" The holy midfielder will unify the world under Lawnball ending the anti Lawnball for ever. They are prophesied to be known on social media but not much else is known.

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