Draft:Joel Finch

Joel Finch is a young man from Salisbury, Wiltshire. Salisbury is a small city based in South England, and is mostly famous for its architecture: the cathedral, and Stonehenge. However, one thing it is lesser known for, is being the home of Joel Finch. Joel is a great guy, who is currently aged 17 (26/09/07). He has achieved much in his life, including being one of 6 children, meeting an amazing friend called Sophia, and spending a large quantity of his life putting up with Joe. Joels interests are maths, putting up with Joe, and being tall. He holds the record for being the tallest person to enter the building of his sixth form, and uses his height to intimidate his small friend, Coen. At a staggering 6'4, Joel finds it hard to do the the following, but not limited to, list: enter small doorways, enter caves, speak to Joe at eye level, and sit on the floor. He has an irritating acquaintance of whom is called Joe. Joe stands at approximately 4'5, and has an interest in annoying others. Joel often spoke about the ways that Joe would try to copy him, which is another part of the reason Joel Finch is so famous, as others found it impossible to put up with.

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