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No bad original research (WP:NBOR)

Honestly, if you must make stuff up and add it to Wikipedia, at least make sure your contribution is...

likely to withstand five seconds of scrutiny from someone with a passing knowledge of the subject (trivial example);
vaguely plausible under the laws of physics;
spelt correctly;
not based on the assumption that the English language was used worldwide as far back as Biblical times (true story);
not sourced to a forum where use of all-caps and impenetrable jargon outweighs properly spelt, composed, punctuated sentences;

... and preferrably more than one of the above.