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Donald Trump with shithole in open position
The holidays are almost upon us... Treason's Greetings!


Highly recommended: A Whiny Little Bitch


Dear God: If you want Trump out of office, give us a sign. (Your obedient servant) EEng 18:24, 19 August 2017 (UTC)

WILL THIS DO, MY SON?
Note: Red states only.
CONVINCED YET?
Note: Red states.


HOW ABOUT THIS?
Note: Red state.
GOT THE MESSAGE?
Note: Apparently a red "state".
What Trump looks like when the virtual reality projector is turned off
Hey George, with Irma coming we expect you to stand your ground.
ASL for Donald Trump... "my button's bigger than your button"

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Some spare furniture that may come in handy when things get busy around here.
Someday the WP discussion will appear for which this is the allegory.
Custard's last stand
As you value your life or your reason keep away from the Moor.


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The WMF can be bought for only $150? A much better investment than those donations! sroc 💬 13:23, 6 December 2015 (UTC)