User:Crowbait
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"Bury this lump of crow bait." -- Nick Cave, "The Carny," on Your Funeral, My Trial.
"Don't you know there ain't no devil/ That's just God when He's drunk." -- Tom Waits, "Heartattack and Vine," on Heart Attack and Vine.
"Full of a fifth of Old Crow" -- Tom Waits, again, "Sixteen Shells from a Thirty-Ought-Six," from Rain Dogs.
- "As I was walking all alane,
- I heard twa corbies making a mane;
- The tane unto the t'other say,
- 'Where sall we gang and dine to-day,
- Where sall we gang and dine to-day?'
- 'In behint yon auld fail dyke,
- I wot there lies a new slain knight;
- And naebody kens that he lies there,
- But his hawk, his honnd, and lady fair,
- His hawk, his honnd, and lady fair.'"
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New articles I have put my greasy fingers on
[edit]Saint Adela, Albert of Brandenburg, Council of Hatfield, the Paraphrases of Erasmus, Fulgentius of Ruspe, Nicarete, Peter Mongo, Pharailde, Sabinus (3rd century).
Old articles I have mucked up beyond recognition
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Talk pages I have made myself a noxious pest on
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Opinions
[edit]- If everything I write on Wikipedia can be reviewed, pretty much forever, then why is there an IRC channel where nothing that I say can be reviewed, ever? Doesn't that make it kind of the opposite of Wikipedia?
- If I don't trust you, I won't take your word for it. You have to earn trust by your actions, not demand it with your titles and commands.
- If you think I've made a "personal attack," then why are you sticking your big fat person in front of me? You'd be best to keep it hidden.
- Crows are smarter than pigs, and pigs are more socially adept than most Wikipedia editors.
- Shiny objects are fascinating, and they should be pecked. Honestly, they're begging for it.
- That's my bit of tinfoil!