This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
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Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
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This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
Mix
This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
Not an overly imaginative username, I know. Ah, well. At least it's easy to remember. :)
On the rare case you see me in multiplayer online games, it's usually as [CBT] Andrew. (Unless I forgot to change it in that game, in which case, it's ATimson or Override.) Even though there's no actual [CBT] clan, I still use it as a tag.
I say rare because Azeroth is my god, and my packets tend to be sent in supplication of Blizzard.