Draft:Johan Varkey

Johan Varkey is a law-abiding citizen of Melbourne's Northern Suburbs, specifically the slums (click the link). He is most notable for his donations to the development of treatments for late-stage gangrene.

Born in Cleveland, Ohio, he currently studies at the prestigious Melbourne High School. Unfortunately his grades are abysmal; average grade D-. Varkey was accepted into Melbourne High School following the 2023 Selective Entry High School Exam. Johan Varkey used to be the top shotta of the 9ers. After Varkey retired from gang life, he saw the vandalism and health risks his gang had posed and decided to reform the harm he had caused. He formed the Varkey Institute of Gangrene Fixing.

Early life

Varkey was born on 22nd April 2010 at St Vincent's Hospital, Melbourne, the son of Sherin and Aroon Paul. He has a Sister, Nina. According to a statement given during the 2017–18 dual citizenship scandal, Varkey held African citizenship by descent until 2025, when he renounced it in order to get a low taper fade.

Varkey's mother was a Nurse who completed a doctorate at Monash University. She was originally from Low Taper Town, descended from "a long line of Low Tapered Australians" who arrived during the Victorian Taper rush. Varkey's father was a stone factory worker born in Pakistan. During Johan's childhood, his father smoked 6 packs a day.

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To top it all off, Johan works at a local Kumon, avidly teaching younger generations the importance of being a 'yn' and 'ybg'.

Johan's favourite artist is Dave Blunts and King Von. He also regularly listens to intense melodramatic phonk rap.

He has recently gone to a barber in Cragieburn and asked for a 'mid drop fade'. By doing this, he has betrayed his familial of Low Taper Town.

Trivia Johan is a known former professional yn, he was frequently been seen using a switch to boom the opps in his earlier days.